February 2012
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distancing-tomorrow asked: VERY BAD THAT YOU NEVER SAW ANCHORMAN! I'M YELLING AT YOU RIGHT NOW!
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parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? i thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
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omg this!
teacher: what unit of measurement-
me: in daylights
teacher: thats not-
me: in sunsets
me: in midnights
teacher: you cant-
me: in cups of coffee
teacher: thats impossi-
me: in inches
teacher: yes! thats what i-
me: in miles
teacher: but you just-
me: in laughter
me: in strife
teacher: *opens mouth*-
me: in five hundred-twenty five thousand-six hundred minutes
teacher: well in this case you dont measure in ti-
me: how about looooooooooooooooove
teacher: i give up
me: measure in looooooooooove
teacher: out
me: seasons of loooooooooooooooove (attempt to harmonize with myself)
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distancing-tomorrow replied to your post: Sophie’s Choice!
BEVERLY HILLS
Haha, I chose Beverly Hills. Why is everyone ganging up on my homegirl Lisa!?
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